Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics – Party In The Cia

Party In The CIA

I moved out to Langley recently
with a plain and simple dream
Want to infiltrate some third world place (Whoa)
and topple their regime
those men in black with their matching suitcases
where everything’s on a need to know basis
agents got that swagger
everyone’s so cloak and dagger
I’m feeling nervous but I’m really kinda wishing
for an undercover mission
that’s when the red alert came on the radio
and I put my ear piece on
got my dark sunglasses on
and I had my weapon drawn

So I get my handcuffs
my cyanide pills
my classified dossier
tapping the phones like yeah
shredding the files like yeah
I memorized all the enemy spies I gotta neutralize today
yeah it’s a party in the CIA
yeah it’s a party in the CIA

I’ve done a couple of crazy things that have almost gotten me dismissed
like terminate some head of state who wasn’t even on my list
burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
I’d tell you why but then I’d have to kill you
you need a quickie confession?
We’ll start a water boarding session

no hurry on that South American dictator
I’ll assassinate him later
that’s when he walked right in my laser sights
and my silencer was on
and my silencer was on
and another target’s gone

yeah we got our black ops all over the world
from Kazakhstan to Bombay
paying the bribes like yeah
plugging the leaks like yeah
interrogating the scum of the earth
we’ll break ’em by the break of day
yeah it’s a party in the CIA
yeah it’s a party in the CIA

Need a country destabilized (stabilized)?
Look no further we’re your guys (we’re your guys)
We’ve got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties)
and a better dental plan than the FBI’s

better put your hands up and get in the van
Or else you’ll get blown away (Blown away!)
staging a coup like yeah
brainwashing moles like yeah
we only torture the folks we don’t like
You’re probably gonna be OK (You’re gonna be OK!)
yeah it’s a party in the CIA
yeah it’s a party in the CIA

Party In The CIA Lyrics